英語(yǔ)正能量幽默句子大全集(求英語(yǔ)句子搞笑歪解)
1.求英語(yǔ)句子搞笑歪解
YOU GO NO GO,YOU NO GO,I GO 你走不走，你不走，我走 you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ Good good study,day day up. 好好學(xué)習(xí)，天天向上。
You have seed,I will give you some color to seesee。你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧。
You ask me,me ask who？你問(wèn)我，我問(wèn)誰(shuí)？ We two who and who？咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)？ No three no four。不三不四 Horse house tiger tiger。
馬馬虎虎 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one cardied?。P(guān)于一場(chǎng)車禍的描述） People mountain people sea。人山人海 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone！要錢沒(méi)有，要命一條！ 。
笑笑就好~~。
2.英語(yǔ)好句五十句
1、A man's best friends are his ten fingers。 人最好的朋友是自己的十個(gè)手指。
2、Don't give up and don't give in.不要放棄，不要言??！
3、All things come to those who wait.蒼天不負(fù)有心人。
4、There is no elevator to success。You have to take the stairs。 成功沒(méi)有電梯，只有一步一個(gè)腳印。
5、The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.世界上對(duì)勇氣的最大考驗(yàn)是忍受失敗而不喪失信心。
6、Say forever,I do not know how to spread。 說(shuō)好永遠(yuǎn)的，不知怎么就散了。
7、Wise men learn by other men's mistakes; fools by their own.聰明人從別人的錯(cuò)誤中學(xué)得教訓(xùn)；笨人則自己付出代價(jià)。他山之石可以攻玉。
8、For man is man and master of his fate.人就是人，是自己命運(yùn)的主人。
9、open your eyes and see things as they really are.睜大眼睛，看清事實(shí)真相。
10、Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results。 毅力在效果上有時(shí)能同天才相比。
11、If you need me,I am here for you,I am by your side。 如果你需要我，我會(huì)在這里等候，我一直會(huì)在你左右。
12、There is but one secret to sucess---never give up！成功只有一個(gè)秘訣--永不放棄！
13、Gods determine what you're going to be.人生的奮斗目標(biāo)決定你將成為怎樣的人。
14、Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud.博學(xué)使人謙遜，無(wú)知使人驕傲。
15、zero in your target,and go for it.從零開(kāi)始，勇往直前！
3.英語(yǔ)搞笑句子
Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.
鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
Savewater..
要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.
要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。
,thereisawoman.,therearetwo.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。
Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,.
再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
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后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
"."Sogotosleep.
“現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)”，所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。
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應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)。
"."Butwhytaketherisk?"
“努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡！”不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明。
"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!
兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個(gè)人才是
4.搞笑的英語(yǔ)句子翻譯
一、幽默的英語(yǔ)句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。
每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái)。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞，他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚（聯(lián)系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛(ài)情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)"，所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡！"不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚，幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個(gè)人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學(xué)的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學(xué)來(lái)著？ 二、勵(lì)志的英語(yǔ)句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒(méi)有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會(huì)讓你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失敗了，千萬(wàn)別忘了汲取教訓(xùn)。 3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費(fèi)時(shí)間的人而浪費(fèi)你的時(shí)間 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 過(guò)一種高尚而誠(chéng)實(shí)的生活。
當(dāng)你年老時(shí)回想起過(guò)去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對(duì)于世界而言，你是一個(gè)人；但是對(duì)于某個(gè)人，你是他的整個(gè)世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永遠(yuǎn)不要以貌取人。 7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會(huì)在最不經(jīng)意的時(shí)候出現(xiàn)。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 記?。鹤詈玫膼?ài)存在于對(duì)別人的愛(ài)勝于對(duì)別人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 舉起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時(shí)候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 尋找更多的知識(shí)，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風(fēng)景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要將你的東西為了某一個(gè)特別的時(shí)刻而預(yù)留著，因?yàn)槟闵畹拿恳惶於际悄敲刺貏e。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因?yàn)槟悴恢钦l(shuí)會(huì)愛(ài)上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗話說(shuō)：“能登上金字塔的生物，。
5.求一些英文幽默句子,越多越好
One should love anim als. They are so tasty. 每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人；每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞，他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛(ài)情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會(huì)發(fā)生意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。 Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. “現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)，”所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk" “努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡！”不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明。 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 上帝決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚，幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地。
The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？ 學(xué)的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘記的越多；忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學(xué)來(lái)著？ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa. 鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
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6.求英文幽默簡(jiǎn)短的句子
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；強(qiáng)推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；強(qiáng)推這句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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